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Oh yeah! The 80s rocked…

This is a very special advertisement for Renault cars. Mimes, old western town, dancers, its got it all!

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Happy 4th!

The declaration is pretty interesting really (especially if one is used to reading philosophers from the time). I’d say those folks were angry and with good reason. And in the end they appear to have done a fine job with it all. We’re still ticking along pretty well despite the current gloom.

It’s all cycles, one side gets grumpy for a couple of years, then the other side gets grumpy for a couple of years, and all moves forward pretty well despite all the shifting grumpiness. Then there are those who when in power still stay grumpy just ’cause.

We should really realize this cycle and, at least those of us who are not always grumpy, should be less grumpy. Can’t help the perma-grumps but perhaps it is their duty to keep the cycle going and keep us moving forward. It really does all seem to work out in the end and the founding fathers made a damn robust system keeping all the grumps in check.

Anyhow –
here’s the declaration

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Not just a hat. Longevity for 7.99


As the tag states:
Sunguard

As society becomes more knowledgeable about health care, sun protection becomes a priority. Hats are the easiest and most commonly used form of protection from the sun today.

The world’s finest hatters have designed and produced ‘Sunguard’ headware for those who take pride in a long healthy future.

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Today I was on a call

I recently thought to myself, ‘Man, you be complanin alot there on that blog.’ So maybe this is complaining or maybe not. Trying to reform though and just stream o’ conscousness. James Joyce and what have you. (no idea if that reference is correct btw. Before you freak out over it read below and decide if you really want to.)

So, anyway, today I was on a call and I thought, ‘whoa people just need to chill out! It’ll all be fine!’

I dare not give you more detail should they find this and freak out. I dare not comment any more since there are bound to be people who will freakout whatever I say. In fact I bet some are freaking out already and I’ve said nothing.

Why post so vaguely then? Don’t know, it’s vaguely entertaining and why not?

Anywho, sometimes you just have to realize how petty it all is and just chill out. Stuff happens, it generally all works out. Just breathe and calm down.

Ah well, more complaining I guess. Did I in fact freak out over people freaking out? Maybe I’ll do better next time.

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Generic car company – we dislike cars

I was confused by an ad I saw at the movies the other night. I find it peculiar that an automobile/motorcycle/generator/lawn mower/generally internal combustion engine company seems to dislike automobiles and internal combustion engines so much. Why would you buy an automobile or other miscellaneous internal combustion engine product from a company which so hates such things?

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Texas

So I went to Texas this week and I must say I’ve not been anywhere recently where all there was to eat was meat. Pretty cool really. You go to the BBQ Pit (at the airport mind you, or not) and the menu includes meal options such as:

1 Meat
2 Meats
3 Meats
Half Chicken

I might have to open me a franchise! Really, good stuff, may not fly up north though. Too bad.

I hear the BBQ pits outside the airport are even better.

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I am angry gorilla, I heard you needed me.

I must say – sometimes the news is just too serious. And the hacks they get to interview about a topic. Really, lighten up.

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Wow! Just sit back and let the money come in!

So I put a motorcycle for sale on Craigslist two days ago and I already got this amazing offer today! Wow – it’s that easy! And such good grammar and diction too! So close to the sample scam emails Craiglist has! They aren’t even trying!

Sort of subtle really since you don’t have to give out your bank account info, they’ll just send you a check!

Good Day,
I am happy to read your email concerning the sale of your bike,i am intrested in it and ready to buy it immediately.and dont worry about the shippment,I will handle the shipment myself via a private shipping company () they are the leaders in Worldwide auto shipment and they will come for the pick up at your door step and prepare all shipment papers and also bill of sales.it will also be insured by the shippers.

I will make your payment through a cashiers check drawn from (Bank Of America) the check is a legitimate chashiers check it will be mailed to you through UPS and it will be deliverd at your door step,so when you have the check then you proceed to bank and deposited it into your bank account and wait for few day for bank verification while i will wait till the bank confirmed it and cash it and it will be remitted into your bank account …then you go ahead and chash it……. so my client () will issued the checkin your name so far that its the fastest and secured means for this type of transaction.,So forhim to issued the check he will need the the following information…such as :
1 : Your name ( the name that will be on the check)
2 : Your contact address ( Your home address that the check will be posted to)
3 : A valid phone number ( Your phone number that you can be contacted on for updatings)
The check which will cover the price of the bike and the shipping will be mailed to you as soon as you send your information and will be delivered second day.then you will proceed to have the check deposited….

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Don’t let Smoky Mountain smoke get in your eyes.

I’ll tell you what – those Osborne Brothers had it right.



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Transformative pictorial meaninglessness

If 2 hikers and a horse go one way do they come back as 1 hiker and 1 horse? Will you find a companion if you go the opposite direction? And which arrow to follow to ensure the correct outcome?